Hunter Biden’s Laptop $LAPTOP

Base chainMeme coin (self-described)Age 1.9 daysCoinGecko #53Intake sheet No.0002

🚨 Verdict: ALARM

A meme coin named after the Hunter Biden laptop story — a Base-chain ERC-20 whose issuer wrote ‘no utility’ into its own description. Two days old.

Measured 2026-09-09 22:13 · Market: DexScreener (30 pairs summed) · Security: GoPlus · Identity: CoinGecko · Found via: CoinGecko trending · Contract: base 0xb095…ec29

Ink-line drawing: a huge ship forced afloat in an ankle-deep shallow, and an inspector at the water's edge measuring the depth with a ruler

An aircraft carrier's price tag on ankle-deep water — first impression of this specimen.

$1.52BMarket cap (FDV $4.33B — locked supply exists)

2,222 : 1FDV ÷ liquidity — the pool is extremely shallow for the price tag

$1.95MTotal liquidity (30 pools)

1.6%24h volume ÷ market cap ($24.3M)

Verdict — ALARM

The machine's grounds, exactly as counted

Age 1.9 days — newborn
FDV÷liquidity 2222:1 — shallow water
Top LP holder 64.7%, unlocked
Top 10 wallets hold 97.1%
Age 2 days — under 30
Locked supply exists (FDV > market cap)

Identity — what is this thing?

The answer to ‘what is this?’

According to the official description (the CoinGecko listing text), LAPTOP is a meme coin that takes its name straight from the Hunter Biden laptop story, a fixture of global news cycles for the past six years. It is an ERC-20 on Base — a fungible, freely transferable token that bears no yield.

What stands out is that the issuer states in its own words that, as a meme coin, LAPTOP has no utility. In its place it puts forward two distribution mechanics — a large community airdrop, and an event-based supply mechanism. Under what conditions those mechanics actually fire, and how, was not confirmed in this check.

Quarantine flags

The answer to ‘is this a scam?’ — machine checks in plain words

● No mint authority

The issuer cannot print more tokens.

● Sellable (not a honeypot)

Machine-confirmed this is not a buy-only trap where you can buy but never sell.

● Open source · no hidden owner

The contract is verified; there is no proxy (a back channel to swap the code) and no wallet holding authority in secret. No take-back authority.

● No trading tax

No hidden fee on buys or sells (buy 0% · sell 0%).

● Top 10 wallets hold 97.1%

There are 12,084 holders, but nearly all of the supply sits in ten wallets. One of them moving is enough to swing the price. The biggest flag on this sheet.

● Top LP wallet holds 64.7% of the pool, unlocked

Of 104 LP holders, one wallet keeps two thirds of the pool's water behind a door it can open at any time.

Every machine check on the contract (mint, honeypot, tax, code) passed, but passing means ‘there is no trap in the contract’, not ‘this is safe’. This specimen's risk is not in the contract — it is in the supply structure and the depth of the water.

Supply structure

‘When does it dump?’

Market cap vs FDV$1.52B vs $4.33B — locked supply exists

SupplyMax 1B · total 1B → circulating 350M (35%)

Next unlock cliffNot confirmed — no public unlock schedule found

Holders12,084 wallets

Top 10 wallets97.1% combined

24h trades17,415 buys · 6,658 sells

Substance · listing ladder

‘Does it actually do anything? Where do you buy it?’

ProductNone — the issuer states it is a meme coin with no utility

CoinGeckoListed · rank #53 · 604 on watchlists

Listing ladderAerodrome Slipstream 3 (DEX) · LBank — no tier-1 exchange

Main venueLAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome, liquidity $570,661 (29% of the total)

Official linksX @Laptoptoken · laptoptoken.com

ATH2026-09-09 (the day of this check) · now -97.0%

24h change+3,672%

An all-time high set the same day, a price now 97.0% below it, and a 24-hour change of +3,672%. On a specimen two days off the launch pad, both numbers can be true at once — we read that as a sign that there is no reference point yet.

What we checked · what we couldn't · what we disclose

Machine-checked: mint authority, honeypot, proxy · hidden owner · take-back authority, trading tax, liquidity (30 pairs summed) · market cap · FDV · volume, holder distribution, LP lock (2026-09-09 22:13)
Not confirmed: team identity, the actual conditions of the airdrop and the event-based supply mechanism, unlock schedule, who the top 10 wallets and the top LP wallet are, whether the community heat is genuine (no social measurement)
Holdings disclosure: No holdings — altrookie does not hold this specimen

What ‘ALARM’ means — not a claim of fraud, but a record that this specimen cannot clear quarantine in its current state. We count the 30-day outcome and append it to this sheet. This sheet is an inspection result, not investment advice. We don't call. We inspect.